Lyrics

[Verse]
Old Stu moves by the tick of the clock
Seven o'clock bedtime not a step out of stock
His world so tidy his days lined in rows
But change comes a-knocking as chaos grows

[Chorus]
Enter Douglas loud as a bell
A tornado of nonsense a live wire to tell
Stu's world flips flips like a runaway car
Two opposites clashing like a bass and guitar

[Verse 2]
Douglas stomps through Stu's sacred land
Leaves crumbs on the counter stains on his hands
Stu shakes his head his routine gone to rust
But grudgingly shares in a world miscuust

[Chorus]
Enter Douglas loud as a bell
A tornado of nonsense a live wire to tell
Stu's world flips flips like a runaway car
Two opposites clashing like a bass and guitar

[Bridge]
Stu tries to keep calm with his crossword in hand
While Douglas sings opera with a spatula band
But slowly they learn from each other's strange tune
Chaos meets order under a shared moon

[Chorus]
Enter Douglas loud as a bell
A tornado of nonsense a live wire to tell
Stu's world flips flips like a runaway car
Two opposites clashing like a bass and guitar