Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Check it, I'm watching this fool at the park today
Tryna act all smooth in his special way
Struttin' up to that wooden fence like he owns the place
Got his friends all watching, big smile on his face
Bet he thinks he's looking like the coolest one
'Bout to learn a lesson that ain't gonna be fun
[Hook]
Damn, this fence wasn't worth it (ow!)
Got them splinters in his ass hurting (fuck!)
Tried to play it cool but now he's cursing (shit!)
Maybe next time he'll think before perching (damn!)
[Verse 2]
The moment his ass hit that rough-ass wood
His face went from cool to "oh shit" real good
Jumped up screaming like his pants were on fire
Situation got real dire, dire
His homies laughing till they crying on the ground
While he's doing this weird-ass dance around
[Hook]
Damn, this fence wasn't worth it (goddamn!)
Got them splinters in his ass hurting (help me!)
Tried to play it cool but now he's cursing (fuck fuck!)
Maybe next time he'll think before perching (why me!)
[Verse 3]
Now he's at home with some tweezers and shame
Bent over backwards, this ain't no game
Called his mama crying, can't reach the spots
Getting real familiar with places he'd rather not
Learned his lesson 'bout trying to flex
Next time gonna keep his ass off that fence
[Hook]
Damn, this fence wasn't worth it (never again!)
Got them splinters in his ass hurting (I'm done!)
Tried to play it cool but now he's cursing (mama help!)
Maybe next time he'll think before perching (I quit!)