Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Bent over in the sunshine, brush in my hand,
This fence is a monster, more than I can stand.
Every board’s laughin’, hearin’ me groan,
My back’s goin’ snap like an old trombone.

[Chorus]
This fence is breakin’ my back,
One more stroke and I might just crack.
I don’t need a gym, I don’t need no track,
I’ve got a fence that’s breakin’ my back.

[Verse 2]
Paint in my lungs, sweat in my eyes,
I curse at the wood and the endless size.
Neighbors cheer, “Lookin’ good, my friend!”
But this fence will kill me before I reach the end.

[Chorus]
This fence is breakin’ my back,
I hear a crunch with every attack.
Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got this hack?
A fence that’s breakin’ my back.

[Bridge]
Ohhh—call the doctor, call the priest,
This DIY job’s a hungry beast.
If I survive, I’ll make a vow:
Next time—VINYL, I’m done somehow!

[Final Chorus]
This fence is breakin’ my back,
Splinters cut deep, there’s no turnin’ back.
Send me a beer, and maybe a snack—
‘Cause this fence is breakin’ my back!

[Outro – raspy growl]
Yeah… back’s gone… fence won.