Lyrics

[INTRO]
(Spoken)
Yo, it's Dieter in the house,
The coolest cat around, you know what I'm sayin'?

[VERSE 1]
With my tuxedo fur, I'm dressed for success,
Everywhere I go, I leave 'em all impressed.
Got my whiskers twitching, and my charming grin,
All the cat ladies swoon when I strut in!
Paws down, I’m the talk of the town,
With my suave little walk, I never wear a frown.
I got the moves, I got the style,
One glance at me, girls just can't help but smile.

[CHORUS]
Black and white, all night, baby,
In my tux, yeah, it drives 'em crazy.
I'm tuxy and I know it,
Catch me on TikTok, you know they show it.

[VERSE 2]
Other cats lookin' at me with envy in their eyes,
But I just keep it cool, I’m the cream of the prize.
Sippin' cream and livin' the high life,
With my shiny coat, I could be your life!
Stray cats trying hard but they can’t replicate,
My charm, my grace, my fabulous fate.
Throw the catnip parties, I’m the life of the feast,
Dancing with the queens, I’m the ultimate beast!

[CHORUS]
Black and white, all night, baby,
In my tux, yeah, it drives 'em crazy.
I'm tuxy and I know it,
Catch me on TikTok, you know they show it.

[BRIDGE]
Oh, I’m the envy, the feline sensation,
With a wink and a purr, I’m the cat of the nation.
On the mat, I strut, with a tail held high,
Watch me steal the show, I'm the apple of their eye!

[CHORUS]
Black and white, all night, baby,
In my tuxy, yeah, it drives 'em crazy.
I'm tuxy and I know it,
Catch me on TikTok, you know they show it.

[OUTRO]
So if you need a buddy, a bona fide star,
Just look for Dieter, I’m the best