Lyrics

Laggin!
laggin!
Laggin!
Laggin!
it’s the internet, not my brain!
Shit A-V-A, go on, go play!
the adults are here, this isn’t your game!
no room for any of the child’s antics, K? K!

Shut. the. fuck a lucky duck up!
Ugh!
Mean Girls, mean girls, they don’t know!
They don’t know the wheelchair one about to ex-puh-load!
KABOOM!
Terrell Owen’s way they try to call T.O. after my underdog ass spiked the ball on a T.D.
with a Philly special as if Nick Foles himself possessed she!
“Frank-n-Slut! She lives! Sheeee lives!!!”
I was reborn in the Holy Water, suckin a silicon dick,
I blow a kiss, like Minaj said, ima whip this thang out and blast piss!
We shidded on ‘em!
Messy corn pusher,
Dirty Booty Doer,
she still blew it,
True cow, Dogecoin, I Mooned her,
Moo moo’d her,
new house, we gon’ move her…

A.I.
A.I.
Generate the hand written rhymes!
with a lil bit uh ding, and a dong, sing the song of the breeze in the wind chimes…never could write wrong, or right wrongs, we left quick, but stay strong, yeah baby, stay strong, so mega uber strong, stupid super duper “we don’t even need a Bong” strong, ah, like, “lemme take it no spit” type of strong…yooo, she freaky, like freaky deeky, kinda geeky, hella hot and super kinkyyyy…

she ain’t Laggin,
ohhh,
she ain’t,
no,
she ain’t Laggin’

nah,
feet surely not draggin’
nope,
surely not drag-not drag-DAYUM!
That’s really my Dragon!?

That IS my Dragon!

Today, I’m Dynamite!
Napoleon, see this, that’s Dolomite.
it’s,
an,
anhydrous carbonate mineral composed of calcium magnesium carbonate,
i had to google that,
because i keep trying to overcompensate,
why!?
brain stuck laggin’,
software won’t update!

AHHHHHH!

SYSTEM RECALIBRATE!
We died!
they died!
why!?
too many didn’t vaccinate!
what!?
too many chose to vaccinate!
huh!?
right!? feels like life we just hallucinate…
that…
you’re good!
no need to validate,
i fact checked it!

“YOU DID WHAT!?”

Was it against the rules!?
Shit!
what’d you expect!?
After all, I’m just a fool!

oh she got that LAG LAG, huh!?
yeah…she kinda does…
it’s the cannabis,
it heals her, and wraps her in an embrace of leafy love…
you don’t understand because a high is all for which you smoke…
reevaluate your toke…or…shut up because none of us care for your insensitive jokes…
your happiness is a bluff, at poker you legit suck, so stop telling me I can’t read you from a mile out son…
you lose in my mind, and in my mind, it’s my life, and any story forced upon my eyes, I take the pen, the white out, call in the snow, and we freeze time…get to work, forge and rewrite the entirety of the bloodlines timeline.

my life, my way, my flight, my vibes!

you can’t tell me NOTHIN’
In Sync with the
BYE BYE BYE,
said BYE MANCHILD BYE,
HI FEMININE BOY HIII,
“So sexy!”
“She’s Divine!”
Ah stop yall ima die!

of embarrassment!
and because im kinda shy!

but yeah,
anywho,
that’s my side,
I’m just a kitten on a mission!
and my sanity is missin’!

let’s go!

RADIO VIXENS!!!
Masculinity’s Missin’
Frack ya Bishes!