Lyrics

[Verse]
Out on the porch where the moonlight sprawls
There he goes again with his broken brawls
That stupid Rathead dog boy
Looks like trouble wrapped in overalls

[Chorus]
Oh Rathead boy what’s wrong with you
You’re a squished pop-eyed weasel turd it’s true
You strut like a rooster but you bark like a pup
Oh Rathead boy when will you grow up

[Verse 2]
He’s got two left boots and a crooked grin
Thinks he’s a king but he never wins
A tumbleweed heart and a brain made of straw
He’s a possum in the headlights chewing on a jaw

[Prechorus]
But somehow we all keep him around
Like a bad joke in a one-horse town

[Chorus]
Oh Rathead boy what’s wrong with you
You’re a squished pop-eyed weasel turd it’s true
You strut like a rooster but you bark like a pup
Oh Rathead boy when will you grow up

[Bridge]
He’s the punchline nobody tells
The bell that clangs but never knells
A weasel turd or a critter absurd
Yet somehow his nonsense fills this world