Lyrics

[Verse]
Well, I got an email from a prince outta nowhere,
He swore he had a million bucks to share.
"Wire me a hundred, and I'll make you rich,"
But my mama didn't raise no fool to switch.

[Verse 2]
There's a fella on the web and he’s callin’ me dear,
With a profile pic that's from yesteryear.
A model by day, or so he's sayin',
But that Southern drawl ain’t buying what he’s playin'.

[Chorus]
Oh, these keyboard bandits, hackin' and schemin',
Stealin' our trust while we’re dreamin' and believin'.
Clickin' their traps, oh, they think they're so sly,
But I just laugh and tell ‘em goodbye.

[Verse 3]
One asked for my Social, said they worked for the bank,
But their grammar was a mess, so I drew up my flank.
"You ain't gettin' nothin'," I said with a grin,
They ain't takin' my hard-earned chicken or hen.

[Verse 4]
Another one said my car warranty expired,
But I ain't owned a car since my truck retired.
With scripted slick words and a smile-like charm,
They tried knockin’ on the doors of my farm.

[Chorus]
Oh, these keyboard bandits, hackin' and schemin',
Stealin' our trust while we’re dreamin' and believin'.
Clickin' their traps, oh, they think they're so sly,
But I just laugh and tell ‘em goodbye.