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Man, I tried to fight it, but I can’t deny,
Rachel got me floatin’, yeah, I'm way too high.
Every time she walks by, birds start to sing,
I swear even my credit score did a lil’ spring.
I saw her at Target, buyin’ some bread,
Almost passed out, had to sit instead.
Told the cashier, “Ring me up for two,”
One for Rachel, one for my boo (that’s you!).
Kobe Hicks, man, I’m sorry, bro,
But your mama got me feelin’ like Romeo.
I’d fight Mike Tyson just to hold her hand,
I’d learn how to knit if that’s her jam.
Ohhh, Rachel, Rachel, you’re my dream come true,
I’d sell my car just to buy lunch for you.
I’d walk through fire, swim the sea,
Just to hear you say to me… “Boy, leave me be.”
I slid in her DMs, real polite,
Said, “Rachel, you need a king in your life.”
She left me on read, but that’s just the test,
True love takes patience—I know I’m next.
Went to her house, tried to mow her lawn,
Kobe came out like, “Boy, move on.”
I said, “Chill, young man, I respect your space,
But your mama and I? We got fate to embrace.”
Kobe Hicks, man, I know it’s wild,
But I’d legally change my name to “Rachel’s Child.”
I’d run through traffic just to bring her tea,
Let me be her #1 simpee!
Ohhh, Rachel, Rachel, you’re my moon and stars,
I’d UberEats you snacks, no matter how far.
I’d clean your kitchen, take out the trash,
Baby, just let me hold some cash!
If lovin’ Rachel is against the law,
Then cuff me up, I’ll take the fall.
Judge said, “Son, you need some space,”
I said, “Your Honor, you just don’t taste…”
So here I am, in my Sunday best,
Tryna pass the Rachel test.
One day soon, she’ll call me "boo,"
Till then, I’ll just keep stalk—uhhh… waiting for you.