Galactic Giggles with Gatlians
Comedy Rap, funny,Lyrics
[Intro]
Yo, landed on Earth but it ain't the same,
Got a talking gun, and he's got game!
Gatlians in my hand, aliens in my sight,
Welcome to the craziness, it's High on Life!
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[Verse 1]
Walking down the street, minding my biz,
Suddenly an alien invasion, what is this?
My house took off like a UFO flight,
Now I'm cruising through space on a Tuesday night.
My pistol's got a mouth, and he loves to chat,
Cracking jokes at enemies, imagine that!
He said, "Aim for the head, not the toes,"
But I'm too busy laughing at his one-liner shows.
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[Chorus]
High on Life, we're blasting off,
With talking guns and alien scoff.
Laughing so hard, tears in my eyes,
In this wild adventure through the cosmic skies!
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[Verse 2]
Met a cartel boss named Garmantuous,
He said, "Surrender now!" I said, "You're ludicrous!"
My gun whispered, "Let's make him dance,"
Shot a disco laser, put him in a trance.
Navigating space with a sarcastic crew,
One's a shotgun diva, and a knife that's new.
He loves to stab, but he's kinda deranged,
I keep him in the sheath 'cause he's easily enraged!
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[Chorus]
High on Life, it's a cosmic trip,
Dodging lasers while we quip.
Comedy and action in endless supply,
We're saving the galaxy, and we don't know why!
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[Bridge]
Teleporting cities and bizarre TV,
An alien network that's all about me!
Commercials so weird, they make no sense,
But we can't change the channel, no offense!
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[Verse 3]
Stopped by a pawn shop to upgrade gear,
The clerk's got tentacles and a purple beard.
Bought a jetpack that smells kinda funny,
But it gets me around, so worth the money!
My gun said, "Hey, let's take a break,"
But aliens are cooking humans like a steak!
"No time to rest," I said with a grin,
"Let's save the world and then sleep in!"
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[Chorus]
High on Life, the game's a blast,
With jokes and jabs flying fast.
From Earth to space in the blink of an eye,
We're heroes by accident, give it a try!
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[Outro]
So if you find yourself with nothing to do,
Grab a talking gun and join the crew.
In a universe that's utterly rife,
With laughter and chaos, we're High on Life!