Itchy Booty Blues
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[Verse]
Christopher's got those itchy booty blues,
Down by the river, he's kicking off his shoes,
Dirty brown stains on his old blue jeans,
Mama's in the kitchen, can't believe what she's seen.
[Verse 2]
Majella's in the bathroom, trying not to puke,
It's a stinkin' mess, we could use a fluke,
Daddy's gotta laugh, it's a family affair,
Life ain't always clean, but we love it when we care.
[Chorus]
Oh, we got those itchy booty blues,
Every day is wild with this life we choose,
Ain't no shame in dirty boots, you see,
We're just a little messy, but we're happy as can be.
[Verse 3]
Down at the diner, folks know our name,
Christopher's cheeks, they're the talk of the game,
Daddy's whistling, wiping off the grime,
Life ain't perfect, but we make it just fine.
[Bridge]
Majella's got a new broom, sweeping up the floor,
Daddy's right behind with a mop at the door,
Laughter fills the house, despite the smell,
In this crazy life, we've got some tales to tell.
[Chorus]
Oh, we got those itchy booty blues,
Every day is wild with this life we choose,
Ain't no shame in dirty boots, you see,
We're just a little messy, but we're happy as can be.