Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, Allen stops by, yeah, it’s that time of day,
Box of Jacks drive-thru, let’s eat and play,
Four burgers sizzling, and one lean and mean,
Meat bread and mustard, you know what I mean.

[VERSE 1]
Cruisin' down the street, the sun shining bright,
Allen’s got his mind on that juicy bite,
“Four for me, one special, don’t get it wrong,
It’s a secret order, let’s keep it strong.”

[CHORUS]
Burgers and laughter, a feast in the air,
Allen’s on a mission, nothing else can compare,
But there’s a surprise waiting, oh what a scene,
Bethelizabub’s here, but where has she been?

[VERSE 2]
Walking in the diner, he spots Fair first,
Sharing all the flavors, quenching their thirst,
Then from the shadows, like a storm in the night,
Her Majesty appears, ready for a fight.

[CHORUS]
Burgers and laughter, a feast in the air,
Allen’s on a mission, nothing else can compare,
But there’s a surprise waiting, oh what a scene,
Bethelizabub’s here, but where has she been?

[BRIDGE]
Silent in the corner, Allen takes a seat,
As Bethelizabub rants, she’s burning like a cheat,
“Why’d you serve them mustard? What’s wrong with your taste?
That order's insane, it’s such a big waste!”

[VERSE 3]
Oh, she spills all her secrets, her anger on display,
With every silly point, she’s just digging her way,
And the crowd starts to gather, laughing along,
Whispers of showdown, they’re feeling so strong.

[CHORUS]
Burgers and laughter, a feast in the air,
Allen’s on a mission, nothing else can compare,
But there’s a surprise waiting, oh what a scene,
Bethelizabub’s here, but where has she been?

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the burgers, the laughter, the fun,
With Bethelizabub raging, but no need to run,
Allen’s just enjoying, while the guests all unite,
In this Box