Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Drop in fast, it’s a galaxy mess,
Lightsabers clashin’ in a low-res quest.
Map’s so bad I cried in a bush,
Spawning on rooftops with a gentle push.

What’s that gun? Is it new, is it cursed?
AFG-what-now? I’ve seen worse.
Grab a THKF-something and hope for the best,
Or pick up a saber —put your luck to the test!

(Pre-Chorus)
Unlimited ammo? Oh, what a gift—
Chris is spraying the sky like he’s trying to drift.
Missed every shot but he’s still full of cheer,
"Did I hit someone?" No babe, not here.

(Chorus)
This season’s mad, I’ve lost all control,
AI Dart’s preaching from his binary soul.
He said pink’s too flamboyant, and Earth Vader’s a twit,
Now we’re poking with sabers in a glittery pit.
Yeah, it’s chaos and memes, but we’re living the dream,
Gettin’ kills, snatching wins, like a well-oiled team.

(Verse 2)
Chased by a storm and an NPC goat,
I force-pulled Chris off a mountain—he float.
Sabers are glowing, we duel with pride,
Until Dart chimes in with a sexist aside.

We build a fort that looks like a shoe,
But it’s ours, and we’re legends—just us two.
Victory Royale? Yeah, we’re on that streak,
Even if our win was 95% sneak.

(Bridge)
So blast that blaster, ride that boar,
Let’s crash the server and rage some more.
Loot the chest, ignore the lore,
And argue with Dart ‘til our throats are sore.

(Final Chorus)
Fortnite’s lost it—this ain’t the way,
But we’re giggling through every Star-Wars cliché.
With strange guns, moon jumps, and AI sass,
We’ll dance on the wreckage with a Mythic pass.
Me and my duo, unstoppable spree—
The galaxy’s on fire... and that’s fine by me.

(Outro)
Cue lightsaber noise
Chris: “Did I hit ‘em?”
You: “Nope. You got a tree.”
Chris: “Close enough."