Lyrics

[Intro – Big, Flashy, Overblown]

🎶 Step aside, open wide, history’s calling my name!
With Deeter by my side, we’re rewriting the game!
A badass with a time machine, eyeliner and curls—
We’re the fiercest time travelers in all of the worlds! 🎶


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[Verse 1 – Nerd Anthem]

🎶 History was my subject, my grade A obsession,
Dates and revolutions, every bloody confession.
Marie Antoinette? No, she never said that line—
But she was out of touch, eating cake all the time! 🎶


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[Chorus – Over-the-Top Glam]

🎶 Ohhh, I’m a TIME TRAVELING NERD!
Sequins and swords, you’ve probably heard.
Punching dictators, dressed to slay,
It’s just another fabulous historical day! 🎶


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[Verse 2 – Corrections & Sass]

🎶 Napoleon wasn’t short, that’s a slanderous claim,
And the pyramids? Not built on slave chains of pain.
From Wars and skirmishes to revolutions loud,
I’m fact-checking history, pink and proud! 🎶


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[Bridge – The Rock Opera Moment]

🎶 Boston’s party, I spill the tea,
I witness greatness… historically!
I’ve stormed the Bastille, I’ve marched with the brave,
I’ve seen the moon landing, one giant wave.
Don’t mess with the past, don’t tamper with fate,
I’ve got time on my side and I’m never late! 🎶


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[Chorus – Even Bigger]

🎶 Ohhh, I’m a TIME TRAVELING NERD!
With Deeter the Cat, who’s flipping the bird.
Punching dictators, sparkle on display,
Saving the timeline in fabulous ways! 🎶


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[Outro – Curtain Drop]

🎶 So keep your textbooks, your chalk dust and rules,
I’m living the stories they taught us in school!
Sequins, revolutions, we’ve made our debut—
And if history repeats… I’ll be there too! 🎶