Ballad for Brooke
easy listening with male singerLyrics
[INTRO]
Hey there, Brooke, it’s time to be glad,
You’re off to surgery, let’s get rid of that bag!
Goodbye to the bag that smells so foul,
We're here to celebrate, let's have a howl!
[VERSE 1]
Remember those days, smelling like a zoo?
People ran away, when they caught a whiff of you,
But hang in there, girl, you’re breaking the mold,
Soon you'll be free, oh, if only the bag could be sold!
[CHORUS]
Don't let the poop get you down, down, down,
You’re gonna be the freshest girl in town, town, town!
No more colostomy, just freedom to roam,
Hooray for the day when you can go home!
[VERSE 2]
At dinner parties, it was quite the scene,
When you’d excuse yourself like a bathroom queen,
With a wink and a grin, we'd all take a breath,
As you played hide-and-seek with the scent of death!
[CHORUS]
Don't let the poop get you down, down, down,
You’re gonna be the freshest girl in town, town, town!
No more colostomy, just freedom to roam,
Hooray for the day when you can go home!
[BRIDGE]
We’ll throw a parade, a celebration so bright,
No stinky surprises, oh what a delight!
Float made of air fresheners, banners galore,
"Long Live the Queen!” we will all roar!
[VERSE 3]
So here’s to new days, full of sunshine and glee,
No more potty plots, just fun on the sea!
You’re off to reclaim all the joys that you missed,
Once you've said sayonara to that vile twist!
[CHORUS]
Don't let the poop get you down, down, down,
You’re gonna be the freshest girl in town, town, town!
No more colostomy, just freedom to roam,
Hooray for the day when you can go home!
[OUTRO]
So here’s to Brooke, and the joy she’ll unpack,
No more stinky moments, can we get an "Alack!"
With laughter and smiles, let’s raise a big cheer,
Congratulations, girl, your new life is here!
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