Lyrics

The alarm clock screams, it's 5 AM,
Michelle just sighs, "Here we go again."
Jax is barking, "Time to run!"
"Michelle, my leash—let’s have some fun!"

(Chorus)
She’s got a list as long as her street,
No time to sit, no time to eat.
Running ‘round like a one-woman crew,
If she stopped, she wouldn’t know what to do!

(Verse 2)
Gerry groans from the bedroom door,
"Honey, my butt’s still feeling sore."
She grabs the gauze, she rolls her eyes,
"You’d think by now you’d be more wise!"

(Chorus)
She’s got a list as long as her street,
No time to sit, no time to eat.
Running ‘round like a one-woman crew,
If she stopped, she wouldn’t know what to do!

(Verse 3)
Scrubs are on, she’s out the door,
Endoscopy waits, and so do more.
"Doctor’s late? The scope is stuck?
Sir, that’s not fasting, that’s a Big Mac truck!"

(Bridge)
Coffee cold, her feet are sore,
Four more patients, then four more.
Someone’s calling, someone yells,
Michelle just sighs, "Well, what the hell?"

(Verse 4)
Home at last, she kicks off shoes,
Feeds the boys, but what’s the news?
Jax wants love, Gerry moans,
"Can you check my wound? It still ain't grown!"

(Final Chorus)
She’s got a list as long as her street,
No time to sit, no time to eat.
Running ‘round like a one-woman crew,
If she stopped, she wouldn’t know what to do!

(Outro, slowing down)
Jax is snoring, lights are dim,
Gerry’s butt is wrapped again.
Michelle sighs, "At least I’m free…"
But her phone buzzes—"Night shift needs me!" (screams into pillow)