Oscar Doesn't Like Me
electric guitar soulful bluesLyrics
[Verse]
Oscar's got a stare that's colder than ice
Every time I walk through that door I pay the price
Twenty minutes late and he’s ready to fire
In his eyes I'm nothing but a big fat liar
[Verse 2]
Flippin' those burgers with no end in sight
While Oscar's grin gets tighter every night
He counts the minutes like they're golden bars
Wishing I was on some faraway star
[Chorus]
Oscar doesn't like me and he lets it show
Wants me out the door with one more no
He dreams of firing me every single day
Guess I'll have to find some other way
[Verse 3]
Sweat on my brow but Oscar doesn't care
He'd rather see me gone than breathing his air
Twenty minutes late yeah that's my crime
To him I'm just wasting his precious time
[Bridge]
But I'll keep flipping no matter what he thinks
I'll keep on dreaming past those kitchen sinks
Oscar's got his plans but I've got mine too
One day I'll be gone and he’ll be blue
[Chorus]
Oscar doesn't like me and he lets it show
Wants me out the door with one more no
He dreams of firing me every single day
Guess I'll have to find some other way