Kunta Kin-Tay Swagger

Lyrics

(“please tell us what it’s like being such a sex symbol for the women of today, how do you do it”)

if I remember your eye colour
it’s cause you got small boobs
behind every fat chick’s a glamour
BITCH MOVE
Aint black but I love roots
im kunta kin-tay on the juice
reparations paid in Pussy sssshhhhhhh
my memory’s selective
so trust me

im van damn but less gay
im vin diesel but less lame
wesley snipes with more game
im John ceena but less vain
im Clint Eastwood with better aim
im Arnold but less Mcbaine
im Dwayne the rock with bigger frame
im Steven segal but less vague
im tom cruise with less hate
im Stallone but understand what I say
im mickey rourke but less Ugg-lay
im Connery tenfold the octopuss-ay
im vin diesel but less poof-ay
im Jason stratham, but less pikey
im denzel but with more cream
im Mr. T with more bling
Bruce Lee with a bigger ding Ding
swayzee but more hip thrusting
im marky mark but dont sing
im ARLI but my bedroom the ring
Ryan Reynolds before green lan-tin
im samual L without the rant-in
im Kurt cobaine with more Brains ‘ n
im Liam Neeson but wouldn’t notice your even miss’n

lost my virginity can I have yours
sent that girl back home a
whore
(“she’s like my baby toe
banged her on all the furniture in the dorm
banged her harder than a screen door in a storm”)

sex drive of a rabbit
what’s up doc
I’ll tell you what’s up
can you guess ?
it’s my
cock
why did my sperm cross the road ?
because I wore the wrong socks
dated twins once
(“how did u tell them apart”)
Lexi had blonde hair
and Steve had a
cock

lay down and pretend your legs hate each other
like this leg is your estranged mother
now show me that leak
cause you’ve called the plumber

lost my virginity can I have yours
sent that girl back home a
whore
(“she’s like my baby toe
banged her on all the furniture in the dorm
banged her harder than a screen door in a storm”)

she has to chew before she swallow
cause my sperm count is so high
sucks me till she’s tongue tied
wont stop till I’m bone dry

(“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING THESE REPORTERS, none of this shis even remotely true, this big nose Nicca can’t even light a match after he’s been to the toilet,
COME PEOPLE COME
COME SMELL WHAT THIS STINK ASS NIGHA DID IN MY BATHROOM”)

(“BABY OHH MY GOOOOD STOP”)

(‘SHUT UP NICCA AND GET IN THE CAR IM CALLING YOUR MOTHER
if only your dick were as big as your ego
hahahahahahahaha Kintay kuntay on the Juice, hahahahahaha yeah penis juice ”)

(“DAMB that Nicca stank ass”)