Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Come over here, and give me some pens.
You look so fancy in your Mercedes Benz.
If you wanna experiment, then bring a few friends,
'Cause tonight, you're gonna wish this night never ends.
Roll up like a pill bug in your beige sleeping bag.
We can do role-playing; pretend I'm a hag.
I can throw a bottle at your face, and say you're a drag,
While you keep belittling me, and nag, nag, nag.
[CHORUS]
Baby, don't you know I've got Styrofoam muscles?
I lift weights with a ghost who tells me I'd better hustle.
What's your favorite telescope? Mine is the Hubble.
Take a flap of arm skin, and blow a big flesh bubble.
Fill my throat with mashed potatoes, and tell me I'm Irish.
Go on and finger to a naked photo of Billie Eilish.
You got your skid marks on my bedsheets - now they're lookin' stylish.
If we go pet shoppin', you can pick out my fish.
Hey-ee-yay.
[VERSE 2]
Lock up all the rubies 'til your ankles break up.
Glue my beard to your own face, and I'll put on your makeup.
Call me a sweet abuser, and I'll beat a cake up.
I'm your diabetic sexist; better tell me to shape up!
Take seven Zannies, then just drool on my scrotum.
You know what they say - "If you got 'em, smoke 'em!"
What's your favorite type of pole, baby? Mine is a Totem.
My dealer forgot that I already owed 'im.
[BRIDGE 1]
Call me on the phone,
Put it between your legs, and take a loud poop.
Chew a panda bone,
Then use it to stir eggs, you'll make Starry Soup.
Now, ain't that just like Betty Boop?!..
[SAXOPHONE SOLO]
[BRIDGE 2]
Helmet needs a rub,
Pry open that fishy clam - massage it with my shaft.
John Wayne Bobbitt has a nub -
Looks like a chunk of ham. I bet you all just laughed.
Now, let's make sweet witchcraft,yeah!..
[CHORUS]
Baby, don't you know I've got Styrofoam muscles?
I lift weights with a ghost who tells me I'd better hustle.
What's your favorite telescope? Mine is the Hubble.
Take a flap of arm skin, and blow a big flesh bubble.
Fill my throat with mashed potatoes, and tell me I'm Irish.
Go on and finger to a naked photo of Billie Eilish.
You got your skid marks on my bedsheets - now they're lookin' stylish.
If we go pet shoppin', you can pick out my fish.
Hey-ee-yay.
[OUTRO]
Rabid, smelly dog -
Face just like a hog -
Race you to the bog!
First one to pinch their log will have good luck!
Saw in half your Pops.
Make one half of him Cyclops;
Make his other half call the cops.
Then use some whiskey for eye drops, you fukk!...