Lyrics
[Intro]
We know two-uhs father, call him goat, or call him Josh,
He goes a lil’ further, wins the East, like it’s his job.
two-uh don’t do winter, he just cowers, he’s a fraud,
Bills will be the winners, what a start, we’re goin’ strong.
[Verse 1]
Miami talkin’ smack, but we go right through ya,
No joke they blow, they spittin’ like Hawk two-uh
Nightmare of blue and red, like ya seen a state trooper,
All these L’s they stack, can’t say that it’s a blooper.
[Chorus]
When have Phins won the East? Been too long to remember,
Hard to pull it off when two-uh states he hates December.
Guy’s scared of snow, like the Bills of Steph-ons temper,
Now that he is gone, the vibes are never better.
[Verse 2]
Don’t forget you’re Dolphins, you don’t need to waddle,
Tell Tyreek to tell his girls it’s okay to swallow.
Your fans are like his babies, they need to be swaddled,
Sorry-ass losers got Mike McD to coddle.
[Chorus]
Cheetah might be good but can’t pull out, he’s a hazard,
Buncha bozos on their squad, so dumb like they love NASCAR.
Mike Daniels had ’em goin’ but they really had to crash hard,
Phins prayin’ Josh retires, but then they’ll be some bastards.
[Bridge]
Panthers won the Cup, the Heat just get shit done,
Too bad the Phins are trash, easily the worst ones.
Miami coulda been real good, but two-uhs Josh’s son,
The East still runs through Buff, cause the others just some bums.
[Outro]
We know two-uhs father, call him goat, or call him Josh,
He goes a lil’ further, wins the East, like it’s his job.
two-uhs don’t do winter, he just cowers, he’s a fraud,
Bills will be the winners, what a start, we’re goin’ strong.