Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Gregory Hubbard, from Arizona way,
Talkin' 'bout his family, day after day.
Got a wife who's from Boston, or maybe Japan,
Her name was Maria... or was it Suzanne?

(Pre-Chorus)
He tells their tales with a twinkle in his eye,
But no one's ever seen 'em, no matter what they’ve tried.

(Chorus)
Gregory Hubbard, who you tryin' to fool?
Every time you talk, man, you change the rules.
Your wife was from Paris, now she's from Spain,
Your kids are in college, or using Rogain.
We've all heard the stories, but here's the truth—
That no one’s ever seen them. Not even You.

(Verse 2)
He said his oldest plays in the Major Leagues,
And that also hist last name was Lebanese.
His wife was a doctor, or was it a nurse?
Wait, was she Italian who’s drivin' a hearse?

(Pre-Chorus)
He tells their tales with a twinkle in his eye,
But no one's ever seen 'em, no matter what they’ve tried.

(Chorus)
Gregory Hubbard, who you tryin' to fool?
Every time you talk, brother, you change the rules.
Your wife was Colombian, now she's from France,
Your kids are in grade school, or writing Romance.
We've all heard the stories, but here's the truth—
That no one’s ever seen them. Not even You.

(Bridge)
Now folks in town, they've all grown wise,
They know Greg's stories are built on lies.
But he tells 'em with pride, like they're set in stone,
And maybe he believes 'em, although he's alone.

(Hook)
If there’s a bomb right on your face.
I know the right thing is Shelter-in-Place.
Wait, what?

(Chorus)
Gregory Hubbard, who you tryin' to fool?
Every time you talk, buddy, you change the rules.
Your wife was from Russia, now she's from Greece,
Your kids are professors, or joined the police.
We've all heard the stories, but here's the truth—
That no one’s ever seen them. Not even You.

(Outro)
Next time he's talkin' 'bout a family tree,
Just smile and nod, let him spin it free.
Maybe there's truth in the stories he tells,
Or maybe Greg Hubbard’s just foolin' himself.

“Shelter in place”. Really?