Fart Symphony
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[Verse]
Explosive symphony in the night pants ripped
Bathroom's too far away life's gripped
Wife's in bed frowning face so sour
Can't hold it in no more lost power
[Verse 2]
Panties stained truth so revealing
Gastric blast no concealing
Frontline potty emergency failed me
Distress call ain't no plan B
[Chorus]
Farting fury in full-blown rock
Bathroom race against the clock
Panty dirty symphony rise up high
Wife's annoyed don't know why
[Verse 3]
Toilet wars open the floodgates wide
Rumbles roar no place to hide
Sweating bullets regretful cries
Gasquake at midnight ain't no disguise
[Verse 4]
Symphony loud need earplugs now
Wife's patience gone broken vow
Laugh or cry who can say
Explosive nights livin’ this way
[Bridge]
Bathroom break sounds of the night
Echoes clash hold on tight
Embarrassment fills every pore
I’m that rockstar fart encore