David Dorazio's Drunken Christmas
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[Verse]
David Dorazio stumbled through the snow
Hunting for the perfect tree with nowhere to go
His nose was red from more than just the cold
A bottle of cheer made him feel so bold
[Chorus]
O Christmas tree oh Christmas spree
David's antics for all to see
Laughter echoed through the night
Tipsy joy by twinkling light
[Verse 2]
He tripped on the pines and hugged the bark
Singing carols in the dark
Lights of the city blurry and bright
David's search was quite a sight
[Chorus]
O Christmas tree oh Christmas spree
David's antics for all to see
Laughter echoed through the night
Tipsy joy by twinkling light
[Bridge]
Neighbors whispered and children peeked
David's journey was uniquely freaked
But spirits were high in joyous cheer
As he spread laughter far and near
[Verse 3]
With a triumphant shout he found his prize
A lopsided tree but in his eyes
It stood majestic full of grace
Recipient of David's drunken embrace