Lyrics
“Wade the Wendigo & Skully’s Wild Ride”
(Verse 1: Wade)
I’m Wade the Wendigo, roam these woods alone,
But one fucked-up night, I met a guy made of bone.
Skully the skeleton, just strollin’ by,
I said, “What’s up, man?” and he asked me for a high.
He was high as hell, smokin’ somethin’ fierce,
Lookin’ like he’d snorted half the goddamn pierce.
We hit it off quick, two freaks on the run,
From then on out, life got wild as fuckin’ fun.
(Chorus: Wade)
Me and Skully, man, we’re outta control,
High on the hills, takin’ out lost souls.
Huntin’ down demons, racin’ through the dark,
Causing chaos, leavin’ bodies in the park.
Me and that skeleton, hell of a pair,
Laughin’ while the world just tears at our hair.
We’re fucked-up monsters, takin’ our stand,
Wendigo and Skully, tearin’ up the land.
(Verse 2: Wade)
We got into some shit, Skully popped some pills,
Next thing I know, we’re floatin’ through the hills.
Bustin’ up graveyards, fightin’ the dead,
I chewed off a zombie’s arm while Skully laughed and said,
“Man, this is life, this is our fuckin’ game,
Let’s tear through this world, make ‘em remember our names!”
We’re out every night, howlin’ at the moon,
Leavin’ chaos and carnage, we’re gone by noon.
(Chorus: Wade)
Me and Skully, man, we’re outta control,
High on the hills, takin’ out lost souls.
Huntin’ down demons, racin’ through the dark,
Causing chaos, leavin’ bodies in the park.
Me and that skeleton, hell of a pair,
Laughin’ while the world just tears at our hair.
We’re fucked-up monsters, takin’ our stand,
Wendigo and Skully, tearin’ up the land.
(Bridge: Wade)
We burned down a haunted house, just for a laugh,
Skully’s bones were clinkin’, I nearly split in half.
We drank demon blood like it was fuckin’ gin,
Then crashed a witch’s coven, man, that was a win.
We fucked up a party, left bodies in our wake,
This life of ours, man, it’s one big mistake.
But we ain’t slowin’ down, we’re pickin’ up speed,
Wade the Wendigo and Skully, hell yeah, indeed.
(Chorus: Wade)
Me and Skully, man, we’re outta control,
High on the hills, takin’ out lost souls.
Huntin’ down demons, racin’ through the dark,
Causing chaos, leavin’ bodies in the park.
Me and that skeleton, hell of a pair,
Laughin’ while the world just tears at our hair.
We’re fucked-up monsters, takin’ our stand,
Wendigo and Skully, tearin’ up the land.
(Outro: Wade)
So if you see us comin’, better run and hide,
Me and Skully ridin’ on the wild side.
Two crazy freaks, high as hell, no fear,
Wendigo and Skully, we’re takin’ over here.