Lyrics

Ugh ugh ah ah aaahhhrg
(Verse 1)
We found him where the silence screamed,
where goats were bones and children dreamed.
No zoo, no rules, just broken gates –
then Ugh appeared, defiling fates.
He smelled like war, looked like a rug,
but Eddy grinned and offered bug.
One maggot down, alliance sealed –
and now the road is their shared field.
(Chorus)
Golden stream of justice, right in your face,
Ugh don’t blink and he don’t chase.
He eats the dead, rides with pride,
grins like sin and pees with stride.
Warboy climbs? He gets baptized.
By monkey piss, unsterilized.
Don’t need a blade, don’t need a scream –
just Ugh, the ape, and his golden stream.
(Verse 2)
He tunes the radio to static cries,
dances on the dash with radioactive thighs.
The Geiger tickin’? Eddy shrugs.
“You smell that, Ugh?” – “Smells like hugs.”
He don’t talk much, but speaks in stares,
shits in boots and shaves in flares.
One arm clutchin' a half-chewed bone,
one middle finger to the warboy zone.
(Bridge – slow and hymnic)
He’s soft, he’s melty,
he’s dirty and swelty.
He humps radiators when he’s bored –
and bites wastelander just for sport.
(Final Chorus – shoutable and dumb)
Golden stream of justice, rainin’ down hell,
no honor, no fear, just monkey smell.
He’s your end, your shame, your wet regret,
a soggy blur you won’t forget.
No chrome, no sword, no prophecy –
just piss and grunts and entropy.
So when you ride and see that grin –
better hope he’s not gotta go again.