Lyrics

**Intro (spoken):**
Elmo here on the mic—bring the crayons and the cheer,
‘Cause this fuzzy little monster’s got the hottest flow of the year!

**Verse 1**
Elmo woke up early, sunshine tickled every toe,
Grabbed a juice box, counted **1-2-3**, now watch him steal the show.
Alphabet in Elmo’s pocket, letters vibin’ to the beat,
A-B-C’s are break-dancing all across Sesame Street.
Tickle-Me elbows pop-lockin’, Muppet crowds go “whoa!”
Grover’s trying backflips, Cookie’s crumbs fall like snow.
Oscar grumbles “Keep it down!”—but even trash cans bounce,
‘Cause Elmo’s rhymes are fresher than a rubber-duckie ounce!

**Pre-Chorus (call-and-response):**
Audience: “Whatcha color?” Elmo: “RED!”
Audience: “Whatcha volume?” Elmo: “LOUD!”
Audience: “Whatcha mission?” Elmo: “Learning’s cool—now sing it proud!”

**Chorus**
Elmo rap-rap-raps—gets your giggles on track,
Tiny monster with a boom-box in his plushy backpack.
Hip-hop hugs, silly shrugs, furry DJ of fun,
Wave your crayons in the air—Elmo’s only just begun!

**Verse 2**
Big Bird flaps a wing scratch, Bert’s eyebrow hits the groove,
Ernie’s rubber duckie autotunes a squeaky move.
Count’s up in the DJ booth, he counts the beats—ah-ah-ah!
“ONE dope verse, TWO fly hooks, THREE jokes—mwah-ha-ha!”
Abby’s wand goes *bling*, she summons sprinkles like confetti,
Super Grover stage-dives (wibbles jelly-legged but steady).
Even Hooper’s store is hoppin’, malted shakes become shakers—
Elmo lays a pun so bad that it fries the bacon on the bakers!

**Bridge (half-time breakdown):**
Spin that letter “E,” flip it round to “3,”
Add an “L” and “M-O,” recipe for glee!
T-E-L-E—*tell* your friends the word is wow,
Educational sensation with a funky monster pow!

**Chorus (repeat, bigger band):**
Elmo rap-rap-raps—gets your giggles on track,
Tiny monster with a boom-box in his plushy backpack.
Hip-hop hugs, silly shrugs, furry DJ of fun,
Wave your crayons in the air—Elmo’s party’s never done!

**Outro (spoken ad-libs):**
“Remember, kids—sharing your snacks is cooler than any rap trick.
Now everybody hug your neighbor—unless it’s Oscar; he’ll throw a tomato.
Elmo loves you! PEACE—*mic-drop squeak!*”