Lyrics

(Verse 1)
I’m thirty-six and thick with sass.
Short and stacked with a trailer park ass.
Five-foot-two, but I stand real tall,
Two kids, two dogs, and I do it all.
Got one old house and zero shame.
If you don’t like it, don’t say my name.

(Pre-Chorus)
I got curves like roads in a country map.
And a sweet peach sittin’ in my denim flap.

(Chorus)
Two big knockers and a nonbearded clam,
Three sweet holes sayin’ “Here I am!”
Pop that top, let the neighbours stare.
I moan so loud, I shake the air!
So grab that Busch and drop them drawers.
Now fuck me raw on them linoleum floors!

(Verse 2)
Got curlers in and a tank top tight.
Smokin’ menthols under porchlight.
My man’s gone fishin’, so I ain’t alone,
Got a toy in the drawer and a friend on the phone.

(Bridge)
Don’t need Chanel or no city lights,
Just a dirt road, beer, and Friday nights.
I’m queen of this double-wide domain,
You bring the truck, I’ll bring the flame.

(Chorus)
Two big knockers and a nonbearded clam,
Three sweet holes sayin’ “Here I am!”
Backseat bounce or the kitchen wall—
You better be ready to give it your all!
So rip those jeans, don’t mind my flaws—
Just shut the hell up and fuck me raw!!!

(Outro – Spoken)
One woman, two feet, three holes,
A whole damn trailer full of goals.
So if you’re brave and you like it loud,
Park that rig and make mama proud.