Damaged, Damaged Diaper Diana
Early 1980s Experimental Punk Rock, female vocalsLyrics
SO WHAT if I like to fist myself with a plastic shopping bag wrapped around my hand?!
SO WHAT if I think the only two good movies in history were Wildcats and Follow That Bird?!
SO WHAT if I think I'm in the C.I.A., and they send me my missions through messages in my used tampons?!
SO WHAT IF I GAVE UP TAKING FUCKING SHOWERS IN FAVOR OF FINGER-BLASTING MY MOM'S FUCKING CORPSE?!!!
I'm Damaged, Damaged Diaper Diana.
I have action figure arms for teeth.
I'm Damaged, Damaged, Diaper Diana,
And I'm the only girl who ever fucked a Christmas wreath!
WHO CARES if I like to drive my '81 Honda Accord fully naked with the windows down, and Samantha Fox on full-blast?!
WHO CARES if I habitually put three drops of my own blood in the milk for my Frosted Flakes every morning?!
WHO CARES if I run up to you and your boyfriend fully nude at the beach and DO THE SPLITS ON HIS FACE SO HARD THAT HE STARTS CHOKING ON MY FUCKING FULL BUSH?!!
And WHO CARES IF I PUKE ALL OVER FORTY-TWO BABIES IN A NURSERY BECAUSE I WORK THERE, AND I DECIDED TO GO TO WORK BLACKOUT FUCKING DRUNK?!!!!!
I'm Damaged, Damaged Diaper Diana.
I have action figure arms for teeth.
I'm Damaged, Damaged, Diaper Diana,
And I'm the only girl who ever fucked a Christmas wreath!
WELL, MY DIAPER'S ALWAYS FULL, SO I JUST WALK AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES!!
I'VE HAD FOUR-HUNDRED-THIRTY-TWO COLDS IN MY LIFE, AND I NEVER ONCE WIPED MY FUCKING NOSE!!!!
YEEEE-HAAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!
I'm Damaged, Damaged Diaper Diana.
I have action figure arms for teeth.
I'm Damaged, Damaged, Diaper Diana,
And I'm the only girl who ever fucked a Christmas wreath!
DAMAGED, DAMAGED DIAPER DIANA!!!!
DAMAGED, DAMAGED DIAPER DIANA!!!!...