Lyrics

Intro

Oh, Logan, you’re a pretty boy poosy,
Hiding in bags like you’re feeling boosy.
Laying around ‘cause you’re always so loozy,
But you’re my little monster, messy and choosy.

Verse 1

Logan’s a menace, a little fuckin’ beast,
Knocks shit over, then runs like a priest.
Eyes so big, like he’s plotting his crimes,
But he feels judged if you look too many times.

He’s a piss boy, a little pissy cum boy,
Scared of the world, but he’s still my joy.
From the litter to the couch, he’s chaos defined,
But that little fluffy face, yeah, it blows my mind.

Chorus

Logan is a piss boy, little pissy cum boy,
Running from the world like it’s all a ploy.
Hiding in bags, making messes, being shy,
But he’s my fluffy terror, and I’ll love him ‘til I die.

Logan is a monster, a pretty little brat,
But I wouldn’t trade him, nah, imagine that.
He’s my chaos king, my softest little joy,
Forever and always, my pissy cum boy.

Verse 2

Logan hides in bags, thinking he’s slick,
Peeking out like, “You can’t see this trick!”
Knocks over plants, steals snacks from the shelf,
He’s a pretty little monster who can’t help himself.

Doesn’t like eyes, says, “Don’t you dare stare,”
Judging him? Nah, he doesn’t think that’s fair.
But when the night falls, he’s back for a cuddle,
My little messy man, my emotional puddle.

Chorus

Logan is a piss boy, little pissy cum boy,
Running from the world like it’s all a ploy.
Hiding in bags, making messes, being shy,
But he’s my fluffy terror, and I’ll love him ‘til I die.

Logan is a monster, a pretty little brat,
But I wouldn’t trade him, nah, imagine that.
He’s my chaos king, my softest little joy,
Forever and always, my pissy cum boy.

Bridge

When he’s mad, he’ll make a mess,
Paws on the counter, oh, what a pest.
Scared of the wind, scared of the rain,
But he owns this house, drives me insane.

Knocks over cups, spills my tea,
But then he looks up like, “It wasn’t me.”
He’s a furry little demon, my chaotic son,
The games he plays? Yeah, they’ve just begun.

Final Chorus

Logan is a piss boy, little pissy cum boy,
Causing all this trouble, but he’s still my joy.
Hiding in bags, making messes, feeling judged,
But at the end of the day, he just needs my love.

Logan is a monster, my little poosy king,
He’s messy, he’s wild, but he makes my heart sing.
He’s my chaos prince, my fluffy little joy,
Forever and always, my pissy cum boy.

Outro

Oh, Logan, you pretty boy poosy,
Hiding in bags, acting so choosy.
Knocking things over, being so loosey,
You’re my fluffy terror, but you’re always so cuddly.

Forever my Logan, my pissy cum boy,
Little messy monster, my furry pride and joy.