David, Please Don’t Steal My Phone (This Christmas)
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[Verse]
David, you know I love you dear,
But this Christmas, let’s be clear,
Leave my phone alone, my friend,
It’s a gift I can't forego, comprehend.
[Verse 2]
While the snowflakes softly fall,
And we're decked out for the ball,
Don’t you dare sneak that cell,
Or there'll be no mistletoe as well.
[Chorus]
Oh, David, please don’t steal my phone,
This Christmas, let it be known,
Use your charm, not your swipe,
'Cause the season's for delight, not gripe.
[Verse 3]
We can share our Christmas cheer,
With hot cocoa and good beer,
But my phone, my dear old chum,
Is off-limits, for your thumb.
[Bridge]
Think of all the holiday joy,
Underneath each little toy,
But my messages and texts,
Are not part of this holiday trek.
[Chorus]
Oh, David, please don’t steal my phone,
This Christmas, let it be known,
Use your charm, not your swipe,
'Cause the season's for delight, not gripe.