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PENSIA CT - X01

blues, rock&roll, 80s

Lyrics

[Intro]
E, altă chestie

E scoaterea la pensie.

Astăzi eşti funcţionar,

Însă mâine pensionar.

Poate te interesează

Pensia cum se calculează.

E, uite cum se calculează:

[Verse]
Din patruzeci de ani de servici

Care vor fi socotiţi,

Scazi primii ani de şcoală

Şi absenţele de boală,

Zilele de sărbătoare,

Orele suplimentare,

Plus un an şi patru luni,

Tragi o linie şi aduni.

[chorus]
Pe urmă împarţi la cinci, apoi

Ce-ţi dă înmulţeşti cu doi,

Scazi anul când te-ai născut,

Adaugi tot ce-ai scăzut

Şi la cifra ce-a ieşit

Pui un zero la sfârşit.

[verse]
Anii pentru însuraţi

Se vor socoti dublaţi,

Adică ani de război,

Socotind că-n vremea asta

Te-ai războit cu nevasta.

[verse]

La totalul obţinut

Pui trei zero la-nceput,

Scazi anii de celibat,

Ridici restul la pătrat

Şi-astfel într-o primă fază

Afli sumele de bază.

[chorus]
Apoi le extragi la toate

Rădăcinile pătrate

Şi la suma dobândită

Aplici cota cuvenită,

Care nu trebuie să fie

Mai mare de 5 la mie.

[verse]
Din suma rămasă brută

Scazi 4 şi 8 la sută,

Trei la mie la pompieri,

Impozitul pe averi,

Supracota respectivă,

Taxele pentru colivă,

Cinci la sută pentru dric,

Pe urmă nu mai scazi nimic.


[chorus]
Din totalul rezultat

Verşi două treimi la stat

Şi restul ţi se cuvine.

Nu ştiu dacă mă exprim bine.

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PENSIA CT - X01

blues, rock&roll, 80s

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