PENSIA CT - X01
blues, rock&roll, 80sLyrics
[Intro]
E, altă chestie
E scoaterea la pensie.
Astăzi eşti funcţionar,
Însă mâine pensionar.
Poate te interesează
Pensia cum se calculează.
E, uite cum se calculează:
[Verse]
Din patruzeci de ani de servici
Care vor fi socotiţi,
Scazi primii ani de şcoală
Şi absenţele de boală,
Zilele de sărbătoare,
Orele suplimentare,
Plus un an şi patru luni,
Tragi o linie şi aduni.
[chorus]
Pe urmă împarţi la cinci, apoi
Ce-ţi dă înmulţeşti cu doi,
Scazi anul când te-ai născut,
Adaugi tot ce-ai scăzut
Şi la cifra ce-a ieşit
Pui un zero la sfârşit.
[verse]
Anii pentru însuraţi
Se vor socoti dublaţi,
Adică ani de război,
Socotind că-n vremea asta
Te-ai războit cu nevasta.
[verse]
La totalul obţinut
Pui trei zero la-nceput,
Scazi anii de celibat,
Ridici restul la pătrat
Şi-astfel într-o primă fază
Afli sumele de bază.
[chorus]
Apoi le extragi la toate
Rădăcinile pătrate
Şi la suma dobândită
Aplici cota cuvenită,
Care nu trebuie să fie
Mai mare de 5 la mie.
[verse]
Din suma rămasă brută
Scazi 4 şi 8 la sută,
Trei la mie la pompieri,
Impozitul pe averi,
Supracota respectivă,
Taxele pentru colivă,
Cinci la sută pentru dric,
Pe urmă nu mai scazi nimic.
[chorus]
Din totalul rezultat
Verşi două treimi la stat
Şi restul ţi se cuvine.
Nu ştiu dacă mă exprim bine.
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