Lyrics

[Verse]
Tricky wore a suit so slick
It shined like morning dew
His grin could melt the iciest heart
His words were silky too
He needed Dan for ratings
To spark his falling show
Said Dan my friend come join me
Fame's within your glow

[Verse 2]
Dan was just a simple dude
He ran a taco stand
Never dreamed of limelight
Never thought of fame firsthand
Tricky flashed his golden teeth
Said man you'll be a star
Come tell your jokes on air tonight and you'll go real far

[Chorus]
Tricky spun his web so well
He made it sound divine
Dan jumped aboard the crazy train
Said man this dream is mine
But little did poor Dan suspect the tricks within the deal
Tricky was a master
Man
And Dan the next big meal

[Verse 3]
So Dan got on the flashy set
His apron still in tow
Tricky said just speak your mind
Let all your wisdom flow
Dan cracked some jokes about his guac
And tacos made with flair
The crowd went wild
They ate it up and left him there to share

[Bridge]
But Tricky had a sneaky plan
He'd twist poor Danny's tale
He’d make it seem like Dan had claimed his tacos cured the pale
They ran the story everywhere
Tricky led the spree
He laughed and said oh Danny dear
You belong to me

[Verse 4]
Now Dan was on the tabloid splash
His face on every page
Tricky with his crafty hand secured his ratings cage
But Dan had quite enough of that
He stormed onto the set
Screamed Tricky you’re a lying dog
You’re not my boss just yet