Lyrics

Verse 1
It’s been a long, long day, don’t know what I’m doin’,
Tryna make moves but the boss man’s stewin’.
Got answers in hand, like a cowboy with a plan,
But they’d rather make shows ‘bout weird island clans.

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m bashin’ my head on imaginary walls,
While they’re busy talkin’ buzzwords in corporate calls.
I’m like, “Here’s your fix,” but they ain’t got a clue,
Too busy bein’ woke and sniffin’ their own virtue.

[Chorus]
Now I’m battered and bruised, just back at the inn,
Burger in hand, ready to tuck in.
Got great company and a cheeky grin,
But ding ding ding, work drags me back in.

[Verse 2]
One notification, then another two,
Apparently I’m the only one who knows what to do.
Could’ve done this all at noon or before,
But now it’s half eight and I’m glued to the floor.

[Bridge]
The bath was runnin’, candles were lit,
Had farted twice and I was proud of it.
Now the bubbles are cold and the moment’s gone,
As I open my laptop and fake a yawn.

[Chorus]
Yeah I’m stressed and soggy and smellin’ of fries,
Dreamin’ of peace under lavender skies.
Can’t have my soak, can’t scroll in peace,
‘Cause the company thrives off last-minute grief.

[Outro]
So I’ll save my bath, my farts, my fun,
For after the emails, when work is done.
Till then I’ll smile, fake calm somehow—
But you know I’m screamin’ BYE FOR NOW!

(Farts and freedom… postponed again…)