Lyrics

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[Intro – Spoken, mock-dramatic]
"Before the magic glimmers… before the glitter flies…
Someone's gotta balance the books, darling."
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{Verse 1 – quick and clipped}
🎶 We tally the sparkle, we budget the charm,
Ensuring WOW! Magic doesn't raise alarm.
From ledgers to lunch tabs, and all in between,
We keep every dollar delightful and clean. 🎶
🎶 It's formulas, forms, and quarterly cheer,
The unsung enchantment behind every year.
You think WOW! Magic just pays for itself?
Ha! That wand was approved by accounts on the shelf. 🎶
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{Chorus – showy and smugly proud}
🎶 Every penny knows where it's meant to go,
From confetti to curtains in every show.
You dream it, we beam it—then crunch the stats,
While wearin' suspenders and elegant spats! 🎶
🎶 Every penny knows how the magic flows,
From the tops of the charts to the tippin' toes.
You may not see us—but we're in the prose,
'Cause baby, believe it—every penny knows! 🎶
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{Verse 2 – cheeky patter}
🎶 Audits and budgets and numbers that rhyme,
We tap to the beat of expenses in time.
We don't drop a dime without double review—
If there's glitter on file, it's been vetted by two! 🎶
🎶 Need a receipt? Well, make it precise.
That sparkle display didn't pay for its price!
From payroll to pastries, we've got it on lock—
We're the ones who keep order on every tick-tock! 🎶
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{Repeat Chorus – faster tempo, big brass section}
🎶 Every penny knows where it's meant to go,
From donuts on Monday to evening glow.
You dream it, we beam it—then crunch the stats,
With ledgers that glitter and figures in hats! 🎶
🎶 Every penny knows how the magic flows,
In dazzling reports with delightful rows.
You may not cheer us—but deep down it shows…
That baby, believe it—every penny knows! 🎶
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[Outro – Spoken, deadpan delivery]
"And yes, Tom.
The sequins were... pre-approved."