Lyrics

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[Verse 1]
Brayden Clark from Frazeysburg,
Wears Spider-Man boxers under his work shirt.
Lifts hay bales with one thing on his mind —
That ass so fat, it bends space-time.
He met her at Speedway by the Slim Jim rack,
Her yoga pants got that thang lookin’ stacked.
He said, “Girl, you swing better than Gwen,”
She said, “Then shut up and show me when.”

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[Chorus]
Now he’s webbin’ up them backshots,
Booty so round, it makes his jaw lock.
He don’t need no comic plot,
Just her bouncin’ like a jackpot slot.
He loves her brain, but let’s be clear—
It’s that thicc caboose that keeps him here.
Even Spidey couldn’t dodge what she got:
That back butt—bustin’ out the Gawd damn lot.

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[Verse 2]
He’s got a Gwen Stacy fetish, sure,
But this girl’s got moves that cure impure.
She rides like Venom took the wheel,
Leaves claw marks on his F-150 steel.
She moans “Brayden” like MJ in heat,
While he’s grippin’ them cheeks like fresh raw meat.
She said, “Web me up, boy, tie me tight,”
He said, “Girl, you about to lose daylight.”

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[Chorus]
He’s deep in them backshots,
Booty go thwip like a Spidey crotch.
He don’t care ’bout fate or plot,
Just that ass bouncin’ like it’s been photoshopped.
He used to simp for that comic strip,
But now real cheeks makin’ his zipper rip.
No multiverse could beat this spot—
Where the back butt’s holy, round, and hot.

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[Verse 3]
She said, “Brayden, you still think of Gwen?”
He said, “Only when I nut… and again.”
But let’s be real, girl — you’re my queen,
No cartoon can do what you do in them jeans.
He pulled her close, said, “Bend that low,”
She said, “Say less,” and put on a Spidey show.
They went swingin’ on the porch ‘til the moon turned red,
She said, “Call me Gwen,” and gave him Spiderhead.

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[Final Chorus]
Now he’s drownin’ in backshots,
Sweatin’ like hell in tube socks.
No secret lair, no wedding plot—
Just latex, ropes, and ass that talks.
Brayden chose cheeks over fiction,
Real love with rear conviction.
So toast the man who took his shot—
Brayden Clark, in the back butt slot. 🍑💥🕸️