Big Girls in Yoga Pants
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[Verse]
Down at the diner, where the coffee's always black,
Sits a row of big girls, never cutting no slack.
They got smiles as wide as the heartland sky,
Sportin' yoga pants, and man, they're fly.
[Verse 2]
They ain't worried 'bout no magazine fix,
Struttin' like queens, got their own bag of tricks.
Love handles swayin' to the jukebox beat,
Kickin' up dust with their two left feet.
[Chorus]
Big girls in yoga pants, makin' a stand,
Ownin' every curve, livin' life grand.
They ain't tryin' to fit some crazy mold,
They're rockin' their style, brave and bold.
[Verse 3]
Ma says beauty's in smiles and knowin' your worth,
And these ladies, they light up the whole earth.
From the grocery store to the county fair,
No one's got swagger like them anywhere.
[Verse 4]
At the honky-tonk, they're the life of the night,
Dance floor burnin' up, feelin' alright.
They ain't here for judgin', so let ’em be,
Just celebrated love in a simple key.
[Chorus]
Big girls in yoga pants, makin' a stand,
Ownin' every curve, livin' life grand.
They ain't tryin' to fit some crazy mold,
They're rockin' their style, brave and bold.