Heifer's High on Crack
ballad humorous countryLyrics
[Verse]
Down in the pasture night so dim
Heifer got high went out on a whim
Found her a stash of the white powder track
Got hooked good on that devil crack
[Verse 2]
Sheriff's truck parked in the moonlight gleam
Heifer saw it shining started to dream
Hooves a-tapping eyes a-glazed
That truck became her love-filled craze
[Chorus]
Drunken heifer high oh my
Chasing dreams 'neath starry sky
Sheriff's truck now her heart's attack
Looking for love and some more crack
[Verse 3]
Stumbled through fields with a wild-eyed stare
Bellowing loud like she didn't care
Heifer on crack with a moo so bold
Rock and Roll McDonald's her dream foretold
[Chorus]
Drunken heifer high oh my
Chasing dreams 'neath starry sky
Sheriff's truck now her heart's attack
Looking for love and some more crack
[Verse 4]
Roads are long but her heart is strong
Methed out cow just singing her song
Moonlit highways cracked-filled nights
She's seeking burgers and blinding lights