Lyrics

Well, down in the city where the tough girls play,
There’s a name that’s feared, and it’s Taylor or Tay.
She’s a busty brunette with a heavy hand,
When she walks through town, folks clear the land.

She’s pushin' folks, takin’ names,
And everyone knows her wild games.
But let me tell you, friend, before you sway,
You don’t mess around with Tay, no, not today.

You don’t poke a bear when it’s asleep,
You don’t dive too deep when the waters steep,
You don’t step on a hornet’s nest, no way,
And you don’t mess around with Tay.

Now Warner’s girl got shoved one night,
By Tay, who thought she owned the fight.
Warner didn’t shout, didn’t waste a breath,
She just rolled up her sleeves, ready for the test.

Taylor threw a punch, but Warner dodged quick,
With a sidestep move, she blocked that kick.
Down went Tay with a fast takedown,
But Warner wasn’t done; she spun Tay around.

Warner grabbed Tay’s leg and locked it tight,
The crowd watched close as she won the fight.
Taylor struggled hard, tried to break free,
But Warner held strong, wouldn’t let her flee.

Then Warner reached down, with a sly little grin,
And the tickling began, causing Tay to spin.
With fingers tracing soft soles, the tough girl cried,
Laughter echoed loud, no strength to hide.

You don’t poke a bear when it’s asleep,
You don’t dive too deep when the waters steep,
You don’t step on a hornet’s nest, no way,
And you don’t mess around with Tay.

Tay squirmed, she laughed, couldn’t keep her cool,
Her ticklish feet made her look like a fool.
The more Warner tickled, the louder Tay’s plea,
Begging for mercy, but it wasn’t to be.

The crowd was stunned, disbelief complete,
No one knew Taylor had such ticklish feet.

You don’t poke a bear when it’s asleep,
You don’t dive too deep when the waters steep,
You don’t step on a hornet’s nest, no way,
And you don’t mess around with Tay.

No, you don’t mess around with Tay...
No, you don’t mess around with Tay...
Her feet are soft, and that’s all I’ll say...
So don’t mess around with Tay.