Lyrics

🎡 “Fair Enough (The EMT Anthem)” 🎡
(To the rhythm of an overly enthusiastic county jingle)

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Step right up, don’t be shy,
We’ve got goats to judge and corndogs to try.
But what’s that sound on the midway air?
It’s a medic with Narcan and killer flair!

There’s funnel cake! There’s livestock poop!
You might get stuck near the dunk tank troop.
One kid’s dizzy, grandpa’s down —
Who ya gonna call? You in your crown!

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CHORUS:
Fair enough! Strap your boots!
Radio check and rescue suits!
Sunburnt shoulders, heatstroke dance,
We save lives in cargo pants!

Fair enough! Bring your sass!
Crack a joke, then save some—[redacted]
Crowds, carnies, chaos, flair —
You’re the MVP of the Western Idaho Fair!
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🎤 Bridge (spoken like a hype man):
You like people-watching? You like weird snacks?
You like watching line dancers dislocate their backs?
Then this is your TIME. Your MOMENT. Your CORN-DOGGED DESTINY.

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So sign right up — no need to swear,
It’s a party with protocols and fresh cow air.
You’ll leave with a tan, a story or two,
And maybe a llama that tries to kiss you.

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FINAL CHORUS (key change, gospel-style):
Fair enough! Come on down!
Your stethoscope deserves a crown!
Dizzy dancers, rogue raccoons —
This is the medic Olympics of June (wait… July? August? Soon?)

Fair enough! EMTs unite!
Let’s own this fair from noon to night!
Tell the crowd: “You break it? We care!”
’Cause we run the show at the Western Idaho Fair!
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