Lyrics

Title: “Certified Psycho (Obsessed AF)”

(Intro)
Oh, you thought you could just ghost me? Nah!
I’m in your walls, baby, I’m in your fridge,
I’m in your Wi-Fi, and I’m comin’ unhinged!
This isn’t just love — this is full-throttle crazy!

(Verse 1)
I got your scent saved like a damn cologne,
Made a shrine in my closet out of hair you’ve thrown.
I’m outside your window while you’re watchin’ TV,
Holdin’ a sign that says, “Marry me, please!”

I know your barista, got her spillin’ the tea,
“What’s his coffee order?” Now it’s down to a T.
Followed you to the gym, got a front-row seat,
Flexin’ in the mirror while you’re doin’ deadlifts, sweet!

Got a playlist of your favorites, play it on repeat,
Got a shirt with your face on it, feels complete.
You change your Netflix password? I hacked it twice,
So when you’re watchin’ alone, guess who’s online? Surprise!

(Chorus)
I’m a certified psycho, stalker level 10,
In your bushes takin’ notes with a pen.
It’s not just lust, it’s a full-time devotion,
Got a wall of your pics, call it “Love in Motion.”
I’m obsessed, baby, watchin’ every move,
Even know your Amazon cart, just approved!

(Verse 2)
I got your voicemail saved like a lullaby,
Play it every night while I stare at the sky.
“Hey, it’s me, leave a message at the beep,”
Rewind it back, let it put me to sleep.

Oh, you like sushi? Booked the same damn table,
Sittin’ across the room, actin’ real stable.
You smile at the waiter? Yeah, I took a pic,
Now he’s on my list — he better quit real quick.

I got a map of your route, color-coded lines,
Even tracked down your elementary school valentines.
You bought new shoes? I got the same pair,
So when I’m followin’ close, you’ll see us everywhere!

(Chorus)
I’m a certified psycho, stalker level 10,
In your bushes takin’ notes with a pen.
It’s not just lust, it’s a full-time devotion,
Got a wall of your pics, call it “Love in Motion.”
I’m obsessed, baby, watchin’ every move,
Even know your Amazon cart, just approved!

(Bridge)
You’re on a date? Oh, that’s cute as hell,
I’m the waiter tonight — bon appétit, as well!
Got your entrée laced with a dash of surprise,
One bite in, you’ll be hypnotized.

I’m in your spam folder, checkin’ your mail,
Even sent you a quiz, “Do you like me? Scale of 1 to Hail!”
Got your GPS, boy, there’s no escape,
I’ll even dress like you for that extra shape!

(Chorus)
I’m a certified psycho, stalker level 10,
In your bushes takin’ notes with a pen.
It’s not just lust, it’s a full-time devotion,
Got a wall of your pics, call it “Love in Motion.”
I’m obsessed, baby, watchin’ every move,
Even know your Amazon cart, just approved!

(Outro)
I’m in your fridge, next to your milk,
Got a notepad there, lemme know how you feel.
Can’t block my calls, got a hundred more numbers,
I’ll be outside while you’re deep in slumber.

Yeah, I’m certified psycho, no shame in my game,
Put “future wife” next to your name.
You can run, but I’ll track that too,
It’s obsession, baby, and it’s all for you!