The Flatulent Preacher

Lyrics

[Verse]
There's a preacher in town
With a somethin' funky sound
Every time he tries to stand
It's a tune that ain't so grand

[Verse 2]
In the middle of the sermon
He's got folks a-squirmin'
Every head has got a turnin'
When his gut starts churnin'

[Chorus]
Oh preacher man can't you see
Your gas is mighty free
It's a holy melody
That ain't in harmony

[Verse 3]
Sunday mornin' he's a-shakin'
With the pews just a-quakin'
It's a windstorm he's makin'
Congregation's hearts breakin'

[Verse 4]
The church bell tolls in the air
But it's not the only blare
Folks holdin' their breath in prayer
Lord
This ain't quite fair

[Chorus]
Oh preacher man can't you see
Your gas is mighty free
It's a holy melody
That ain't in harmony

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