Lyrics

[TENOR]
I am the very model of an Ambulance Call Taker,
I triage Pro Q A like a caffeinated navigator,
I ask you for your suburb, street, and postal code with glee,
And geolocate you faster than a satellite can see!

[CHOIR]
He geo locates you faster than a satellite can see,
He geo locates you faster than a satellite can see!

[TENOR]
I document with shortcuts, jot down symptoms lickety-split,
I’ll know your every ailment, even if you're vague with it,
From seizures to fainting spells, I’ve got it all in my purview,
I’ll Pro Q A you so well, the paramedics won’t miss a clue!

[CHOIR]
He’ll Pro Q A you so well, the paramedics won’t miss a clue,
He’ll Pro Q A you so well, the paramedics won’t miss a clue!

[TENOR]
I’ll gather all your symptoms, whether breathlessness or chills,
And guide you through each panic with instructions sharp as drills,
From CPR to childbirth, I’ll talk you through with ease and flair,
You’ll marvel how I do it all while seated in this swivel chair!

[CHOIR]
You’ll marvel how he does it all while seated in his swivel chair,
You’ll marvel how he does it all while seated in his swivel chair!

[TENOR]
When things are looking dire, I’ll check dispatch without a hitch,
And tell you when the sirens will be screeching to your pitch,
From chest pains to choking bouts, I’ll never lose my cool façade,
While secretly I dream of coffee, chocolate, and a quick massage!

[CHOIR]
While secretly he dreams of coffee, chocolate, and a quick massage,
While secretly he dreams of coffee, chocolate, and a quick massage!

[TENOR]
So when an emergency pops up, just give me a quick call,
I'll handle it with grace, though I’ve seen it all and heard it all,
With MP DS at my side, no case can catch me unaware,
For I’m the very model of a Call Taker prepared with flair!

[CHOIR]
Yes, he’s the very model of a Call Taker prepared with flair,
Yes, he’s the very model of a Call Taker prepared with flair!