FartingInCourt

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, we gather here today, with smirks and deceit,
In the court of the absurd, let the drama repeat,
Whispers and giggles, tensions start to rise,
Your fartings in court, yeah, what a surprise!

[VERSE 1]
Gemini vibes in the air, double the trouble,
As the judge looks around, can anyone burst the bubble?
Laughter erupts, it’s a wild free-for-all,
Your windy confessions, echo down the hall.

[CHORUS]
Bingo, bingo, your gas sets the stage,
Playing this game, we’re all in a cage,
Simultaneous chortles, who can keep it straight?
Your fartings in court, it’s a laugh, it’s fate!

[VERSE 2]
Honesty's the policy they said with a grin,
But it's hard to stay serious when the stench comes in,
Jury holds their noses, their faces turn pale,
Gemini antics, it’s a never-ending tale.

[CHORUS]
Bingo, bingo, your gas sets the stage,
Playing this game, we’re all in a cage,
Simultaneous chortles, who can keep it straight?
Your fartings in court, it’s a laugh, it’s fate!

[BRIDGE]
Oh, justice may be blind, and it’s certainly unfair,
When the evidence is floating thickly in the air,
Argue all you want, but don’t deny the sound,
In this courtroom of chaos, let the giggles abound.

[CHORUS]
Bingo, bingo, your gas sets the stage,
Playing this game, we’re all in a cage,
Simultaneous chortles, who can keep it straight?
Your fartings in court, it’s a laugh, it’s fate!

[HOOK]
So let the gas pass freely, let the tensions unwind,
In this trial of nonsense, let’s not be confined;
Claim your bingo card, and let’s have some fun,
For in the end, my friend, we are all on the run!

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the gassy, the clumsy, the bold,
In this court of hilarity, may the laughter unfold,
Your fartings in court, it’s the spark of delight