Lyrics

[Verse 1 – Male]
Baby, every time you drive, I swear I say a prayer,
You’re swervin’ into mailboxes like you just don’t care.
Parallel parking? Girl, you don’t even try,
The last time you did it, scrapped three cars passing by.

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[Verse 2 – Female]
Boy, don’t you start, you ain’t no champ,
Your high beams on got us flashin’ every camp.
You drive so slow, like a grandpa parade,
By the time we get there, the gas has decayed!

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[Chorus – Both]
🎵 You’re drivin’ me crazy, every mile we go,
One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window.
We argue on the freeway, laugh till we cry,
But we’ll still make it home — if we don’t both die. 🎵

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[Verse 3 – Male]
You text while you drive, Lord help us all,
Last week you ordered DoorDash right before the mall.
And when you switch lanes, you never look twice,
Girl, ridin’ with you is a roll of the dice.

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[Verse 4 – Female]
At least I don’t speed like I’m NASCAR bound,
Every red light, boy, you’re burnin’ the ground.
You’re cussin’ at the traffic like they all in your way,
Then miss the right turn — same thing every day.

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[Chorus – Both]
🎵 You’re drivin’ me crazy, every mile we go,
One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window.
We argue on the freeway, laugh till we cry,
But we’ll still make it home — if we don’t both die. 🎵

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[Bridge – Spoken/Playful]
• Male: “Baby, you brake for squirrels like it’s life or death!”
• Female: “Yeah? You brake for gas stations every ten miles!”
• Both (laughing): “Maybe we should just Uber…”

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[Final Chorus – Both]
You’re drivin’ me crazy, but I’ll never trade,
All the honks and the hollers, every mess we made.
Through the traffic and chaos, you’re still by my side,
Forever my shotgun — on this wild ride.