The Cheese Wheel Man
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[Verse]
In a little town where the fields are wide,
There's a story 'bout a man who takes pride,
In the shortest tale, a curious feat,
Called the Cheese Wheel Man, can't be beat.
[Verse 2]
He may not stretch far, but he’s got girth,
Folks gather 'round for this unique birth,
Girls and friends, they all understand,
The legend of that Cheese Wheel Man.
[Chorus]
Oh, he's the Cheese Wheel, oh what a deal,
Girth like a wheel, oh, he’s the real feel,
Short and stout, nothing to conceal,
Spinnin' tales of love, the Cheese Wheel.
[Verse 3]
Friday night down at the local bar,
Whispers start, no need for a guitar,
Ladies wink and the gentlemen cheer,
Knowing that ol' Cheese Wheel's here.
[Bridge]
He's got a heart as wide as he is round,
In every corner of this town,
A charming smile, a confident stance,
He’s the Cheese Wheel Man, take a chance.
[Chorus]
Oh, he's the Cheese Wheel, oh what a deal,
Girth like a wheel, oh, he’s the real feel,
Short and stout, nothing to conceal,
Spinnin' tales of love, the Cheese Wheel.