Rep Song

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yeah, listen up everyone,
Got a story 'bout a mess we can’t ignore,
Sales reps in the house, now don’t you see,
It’s time to clean up, let’s talk about responsibility!

[VERSE 1]
You stroll in with your scrubs and your red hat,
But when it comes to cleanin up, you ain’t got time for that,
Leaving trays behind when you leave,
The staff is pissed, that’s one of our pet peeves.
Popping trays, pans left on the floor,
Don’t you realize, it creates a chore?
Trash in the corners, like you don’t even care,
Every little mess, man, it just ain't fair.

[CHORUS]
Hey, sales rep, can’t you see?
Your mess is a problem for the whole team,
Clean it up now, get it together,
Or you’ll find out it won’t last forever.
Don’t be a butthole, we need you to act,
Pick up your junk or you might get the axe.

[VERSE 2]
In the middle of a surgery, it’s crunch time,
But you left your stuff like it’s some kind of crime,
Trash bags overflowing, trays piled high,
Nurses and doctors, they all ask why.
Just a little respect, that’s all we need,
A simple action can plant a good seed,
So when it comes to leaving, don’t leave a trace,
Pack it all up, don’t disgrace this place!

[CHORUS]
Hey, sales rep, can’t you see?
Your mess is a problem for the whole team,
Clean it up now, get it together,
Or you’ll find out it won’t last forever.
Don’t be a butthole, we need you to act,
Pick up your junk or you might get the axe.

[BRIDGE]
Now we don’t want to kick you out the door,
But this messy game we can’t ignore,
So take a minute, rethink your ways,
Your mess has consequences for our days.

[CHORUS]
Hey, sales rep, can’t you see?
Your mess is a problem for the whole team,
Clean it up now, get it together,
Or you’ll find out it won’t last forever.
Don’t be a butthole, we need you to act

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