Lyrics

(Verse 1 – Super Enthusiastic!)
Alright, step one—grab a pen,
Or a keyboard, or a crayon, or a chicken—doesn’t matter when!
Just write some words, make ‘em rhyme (or don’t, whatever’s fine),
Boom! You’ve got the first step—wow, you’re doing so sublime!

(Pre-Chorus – Building Suspense!)
Now hold on tight, here comes the trick,
You’ll need a chorus—make it shtick!
It’s gotta be catchy, gotta be strong,
Kinda like THIS—so sing along!

(Chorus – Absolutely Over-the-Top!)
THIS IS A SONG ABOUT WRITING A SONG!
IT TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW TO SING ALONG!
YOU START WITH A VERSE, THEN A CHORUS THAT’S LOUD,
AND IF YOU’RE STILL LISTENING, I’M VERY PROUD!

(Verse 2 – Even More Unnecessary Excitement!)
Step two—find a tune! Any note will do,
Maybe this one? No? Okay… how ‘bout two?
Just hum something random, let your brain go wild,
Or steal a melody—WAIT! (No, that’s not allowed.)

(Pre-Chorus – Gotta Keep It Obvious!)
Now add some chords, G, C, A, D,
Do those even fit? Eh, they sound fine to me!
And don’t forget to add a rhyme,
(Or just say "orange" and pretend it’s sublime.)

(Chorus – EVEN BIGGER! MORE DRAMATIC!)
THIS IS A SONG ABOUT WRITING A SONG!
IF YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR, YOU CAN’T GET IT WRONG!
JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAID AND YOU’RE GOOD TO GO,
NOW BANG ON YOUR DESK LIKE YOU’RE IN A SHOW!

(Bridge – Absolutely Unnecessary But Required!) Now, every song needs a bridge, so here we are,
It’s the part where we pretend we’ve come really far.
But jokes on you, we’ve just been making noise,
And somehow—SOMEHOW—this counts as a choice!

(Final Chorus – Because Why Stop Now?)
THIS IS A SONG ABOUT WRITING A SONG!
IT TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW TO SING ALONG!
IF YOU’RE STILL CONFUSED, WELL, HERE’S A CLUE—
JUST REPEAT EVERYTHING… AND PRETEND IT’S NEW!

(Outro – Super Serious Whispering for No Reason.)
And that’s how you do it, now go write your hit,
Just take what I did… and change like, one bit.
Boom. You’re a songwriter. Congrats!