Lyrics
[INTRO]
Oh, here we go, it's a problem of mine,
Stuck in this bathroom, wasting all my time.
Feeling the pressure, but nothing's coming out,
I can't poop, I can't shit, what's this all about?
[VERSE 1]
Woke up this morning, felt that urge arise,
But now I’m just staring at these empty skies.
Thought it’d be easy, a breeze, you see,
But I’m trapped in this stall — oh, woe is me!
[CHORUS]
I can’t poop, I can’t shit,
Sittin' on the throne, where's the magic that I miss?
I can’t poop, I can’t shit,
Hope this pressure eases, man, I’m losing it!
[VERSE 2]
Flipping through my phone just to pass the time,
Checking all the memes, but I can't seem to rhyme.
Thought some coffee might help, or maybe tea,
But now I’m just a prisoner, trapped in misery.
[CHORUS]
I can’t poop, I can’t shit,
Sittin' on the throne, where's the magic that I miss?
I can’t poop, I can’t shit,
Hope this pressure eases, man, I’m losing it!
[BRIDGE]
Clock is ticking, my patience is thin,
Thoughts of relief, where do I begin?
Dancing on the seat, trying to find my flow,
Please, dear tummy, just let it go!
[VERSE 3]
Friends calling me up, 'Where you at, dude?'
But they don’t get it, this ain’t a simple mood.
Stomach's rumbling loud, what a crazy scene,
Just a man on a mission, chasing down a dream.
[CHORUS]
I can’t poop, I can’t shit,
Sittin' on the throne, where's the magic that I miss?
I can’t poop, I can’t shit,
Hope this pressure eases, man, I’m losing it!
[OUTRO]
Finally, a sound, can it really be?
Thank you, sweet relief, you’ve set me free!
I can poop, I can shit, I’m dancing with glee,
Locked the door behind me, oh, what a victory!
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