Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, here we go now, my friend,
It’s time for a little tough love,
So grab a seat, let’s have a talk,
About those snacks you can’t get enough of!

[VERSE 1]
Hey there, buddy, with a mouth like a pit,
You’re eyeing those nachos like it’s a game show hit.
I get it, I really do, you think that you’re a foodie.
But show some self control or you’ll be growin you some boobies .

How ‘bout a salad? Craving greens, don’t you know?
But I get it, lettuce ain’t cheese, and that’s a tough blow.
So go ahead, grab a burger, double stacked, fries on the side,
Just remember that those stretchy pants will always be your ride.

[CHORUS]
Go ahead and fill your face with everything in sight,
I’m sure that eating all those cookies feel’s real good tonight.
But when you wake up in the morning and waddle over to the scale,
You’ll see that you’re less human than you are a giant whale!

[VERSE 2]
Oh come on, it’s just one more slice of cake,
Screaming, “just this once" - what a big, fat mistake!
You think you’ll dance it off, but that’s a real long shot,
All those treats piling on, oh boy, that's a real hot pot!

You love that ice cream, yes, I can see it,
But one more scoop is a fate that you’ll regret—
Try a yogurt, pal, give it a spin,
Just say ‘no’ to those cookies that keep calling you in.

[CHORUS]
Go ahead and fill your face with everything in sight,
I’m sure that eating all those cookies feels so good tonight.
But when you wake up in the morning and waddle over to the scale,
You’ll see that you’re less human than you are a giant whale!

[BRIDGE]
It’s not just the cardio or those power walks,
It’s putting down the donuts and ignoring all those talks.
So challenge yourself, try a veggie or two,
And see how real progress looks, instead of feeling blue!

[VERSE 3]
Oh, I know you love to treat yourself nightly,
But your belly's like, “