Red Monster Returns

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
The sky was blue, the grass was lush,
Her smile so sweet, her voice a hush.
Then clouds rolled in, the air got thick,
I felt a shiver, a mental kick.
“Is something wrong?” I dared to ask,
She smirked and laughed—oh, what a mask!
Her eyes screamed murder, lips said “fine,”
I knew that I had crossed the line.

(Chorus)
Oh no, I think it's back in town,
The red monster burns it all down.
Run for cover, don't stick around,
The red monster burns it all down.

(Verse 2)
Now I’m the asshole, public enemy one,
I caused the wars and blocked the sun.
Her cramps, her tears, the whole damn mess,
I’m the devil in her PMS.
“Your face is stupid, your voice annoys,
You breathe too loud, you ruin my joys!”
I bite my tongue, I play my part,
While she rips out my beating heart.

(Chorus)
Oh no, I think it's back in town,
The red monster burns it all down.
Run for cover, don't stick around,
The red monster burns it all down.

(Bridge)
She’s Godzilla, I’m Tokyo streets,
Her mood swings hit like savage beats.
I’d beg for mercy, but what’s the use?
I’m just a snack for her abuse.

(Solo)

(Verse 3)
Now I’m a zombie, soul sucked dry,
Dead inside but still I try.
Her rage dies down, the storm abates,
She smiles again, my heart inflates.
“Oh babe, I’m sorry, it’s just my flow,”
But we both know that’s part of the show.
I brace for next time, the monthly curse,
’Cause every cycle, it just gets worse.


(Final Chorus - Extended)
Oh no, the red monster’s back!
She’s on a warpath, attack, attack!
She’ll scorch the earth, she’ll salt the ground,
No happy thought will stick around.
Run for the hills, get out of sight,
The red monster rules this endless night.
I’ll drink to peace, but deep inside,
I know she’ll burn me alive next time.