Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, come gather 'round, let me tell you a tale,
A wild crazy story that’ll make you turn pale,
It’s a little bit funky, it’s a bit outta place,
But it’s all about that moment, I pooped in a boy’s face!

[VERSE 1]
It started on a summer day, bright and sunny,
We were just playing games, oh, you know, so funny.
But then the urge hit me, I felt it down low,
Thought I could hold it, but boy, was I slow!

[CHORUS]
I pooped in a boy's face and he liked it, bahahaha,
Licked his lips now chocolate lips, he tasted the drama.
Dookie all over his face, makes me feel so proud,
It feels food coming out my booty hole, wow!

[VERSE 2]
Loosen my bowels, oh, what a relief,
In this wild adventure, you got disbelief.
It’s either your mouth or a big brown sac,
No indoor plumbing, yeah, we’re facing the facts.

[BRIDGE]
Like we lived back during Abraham Lincoln,
Not a restroom in sight, got his heart startin' a-thinkin'.
With laughter in the air, and the fun we create,
It’s a stinky little moment we’re destined to celebrate!

[CHORUS]
I pooped in a boy's face and he liked it, bahahaha,
Licked his lips now chocolate lips, he tasted the drama.
Dookie all over his face, makes me feel so proud,
It feels food coming out my booty hole, wow!

[VERSE 3]
People gather 'round with their jaws dropped low,
Laughing and giggling at my magnificent show.
Life’s too short to take it so serious and beige,
Sometimes you gotta dance like you’re on the stage!

[CHORUS]
I pooped in a boy's face and he liked it, bahahaha,
Licked his lips now chocolate lips, he tasted the drama.
Dookie all over his face, makes me feel so proud,
It feels food coming out my booty hole, wow!

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the laughter, here’s to the cheer,
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